--You can do anything if you set your mind to it.
--Don't cross your eyes or the wind will change and your face will be frozen like that.
--Don't talk with your mouth full.
--Who was your last maid, and what did she die of?
--Because I said so.
--If I had a penny for every time you said that, I'd be rich!
--A little birdie told me.
--Were you born in a field? I didn't think so! Close the door, and don't slam it.
--Who died and made you king/queen?
Those are some of my mom's favorite pieces of advice, comebacks, and "momisms." Whenever she says them, I either smile (Who was your last maid, and what did she die of?), or I get really frustrated (Because I said so). Either way, I love my mom.
Kate Spade "Mom Always Said" Idiom Bangle--$58
Happy Mother's Day!
<3 Michelle
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